Petty Revenges From The World's Pettiest Masterminds

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mattstaff
Jul 16, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

A well executed petty revenge can serve as its own kind of art form. It takes planning, rascality, and enough presence to pull off the dang thing when it all gets down to it. But oh boy, the level of satisfaction that can come from a successful petty revenge is otherworldly. For a moment you very well might feel like you've finally got that fulfillment that your life was otherwise lacking. If you don't take the petty revenge too far, you might actually manage to not be haunted by guilt as well. For some more revenge drama, check out the time that a lunch thief got outed by a coworker's pro revenge.

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    Font - r/pettyrevenge u/gameofthrones_addict · 28d + Join 2 Don't bring in recreational items for personal use I used to work in an office building a few years ago. They had a few ping pong tables set up for offering fun things during your break. One day someone decided to bring in one of those 1000+ piece puzzle and set it up near the area that the ping pong tables were held as well to have something else to do. Everyone must have assumed that the puzzle was for everyone and during their breaks
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    Font - After a while the person who brought it in must have become upset that others were completing the puzzle as well and left a slightly aggressive note stating it wasn't brought in for everyone, and that everyone should leave it alone. So being the little jerk that I was after seeing that note I took a small handful of the pieces and hid them in the drawer of a break room that was adjacent to the area it was set up in. If you don't want people doing your puzzle then don't bring it in and set
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    Font - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/Fast-Backdown • 10d 1 27 e Don't use the fire door. My office has got a front door which faces onto the 'bosses' car park and a door at the back which is onto the normal car park. It's a big building, it takes 10 minutes to walk round the outside to get to the front door which is a pain in the arse if it is raining, you've got your arms full etc. The door at the back is the kind with a push bar on it that you can only open from the inside. Nowhere on the door does
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    Font - One of the department heads (who isn't that senior, but is senior enough to park in the front car park) has got this real bee in his bonnet about the back door being open because it is a 'fire door' (it isn't). I am talking 3 internal memos a week, printed signs stuck up all over the place, every AOB at the end of a meeting he brings it up. Bloody annoying. He is the only person who cares about it. Last week they were resurfacing the front car park. All managers parked in the back and use
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    Font - Roll on 15 minutes and he is in his office looking like he swam to work trying to get IT support to come and fix his laptop because he fell over in a puddle and dropped his bag (with laptop in it). Revenge is sweet. Couple of edits in response to comments; 1. Security isn't an issue. It is a secure site as I said and anyone can just stroll in through the front door anyway. 2. The door doesn't have anything written on it. Not emergency exit or fire door. It isn't alarmed. 3. There are inte
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    Font - 1. I can't believe 3000 people have upvoted this! We had an internal team meeting today (all of whom hate fire door manager) and I included a screenshot in the presentation. No one else could believe it either. 2. In said team meeting my colleague wanted me to point out to Reddit that fire door manager also drips like a septic cock about people having childcare issues but last month took two days of compassionate leave because his cat had an operation. 3. Thanks for the awards but please
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    Font - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/LongLiveNoOne · 19d 2 WHERE IS MY REFUND? So I bought a phone online from a big vendor here in Egypt, paid with a credit card, it got too delayed so I cancelled the order. The customer support rep told me I'll be refunded in 14 business days (3 weeks). No big deal. Fast forward 3 weeks later, no refund. I called them and explained the situation and they informed me (after 6 calls maybe) that all that time they were still getting the approval on the refund. They got
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    Font - I opened a complaint with the consumer protection agency and attached everything. I called again and tell the customer support agent that I know he doesn't have anything to do with that and that he can transfer the call to a supervisor or someone who can resolve this. They told me "someone from the complaints department will reach out to you within 48 hours". Comes as no surprise, no one called. I kept calling and I got the same "someone from the complaints department will reach out to yo
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    Font - 1 week later, I got the refund and the vendor's "complaints department" call me twice and I ignored the call because I was busy playing a video game. They called again the next day and confirmed that the refund was released. Apologized for the inconvenience and asked me if I can close the complaint with the consumer protection agency if the issue is resolved. With the smuggest smirk on my face, I said "someone from the complaints department will reach out to you within 48 hours", hung up,
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    Font - r/pettyrevenge u/Heathenchaser • 17d + Join 2 1 e1 Not turning a cheek here I live in a non HOA neighborhood in an ocean of HOA subdivisions in bumfrack Missouri. Being in a non HOA neighborhood means I can have a nice sized fire pit. Last time I struck a match, I had plenty of wood to burn and some. .ahem accelerant to add. Fire got up to about 6 feet tall for maybe 5 minutes before dying down. About that time, couple of cops, an ambulance, and a firetruck stopped in front of our house a
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    Font - A neighbor up the street apparently thought the fire was out of control. Didn't look at all to see the hose right beside the fire pit or the fire extinguisher less than 5 feet away or even come near the fence to check on the situation, nope, they just called 911 and watched the show from their house. That's fine and great. I'm not that petty, but lately I have noticed they are sitting in their driveway watching my family and I work or play in the backyard. Coming out of their house to sit
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    Font - Fun fact - this neighbor has been trespassing over his property line into the adjacent farmer's field (there is a dense tree line between the properties) for a few years now. He has been slowly clearing out trees and brush. It's nearly 75 feet past his property line now and he is half arsed hiding that fact he has trashed the crap out of that land. I wrote a letter to the property owner. Not for sure if there will be anything that comes out of it, but hopefully his time will soon be other
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